Im in your house but please don't touch because adults get angry if I move to much.

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed I might see some use when you're dead My cousins live on cards To pitchfork I'm related You might wish you had me When by snow you're belated

If you're in the UK, I'm where rubbish goes But in the US, I might hold toys or clothes For the thrifty, some bargains - I may contain those

Surprise! The fruit you picked up isn't actually fruit. It's me! I'm sweet and a little nutty. My name can be traced back to bread and a spring month, or fall. You'll see my cousins made with apricot or peach hearts. I tend to hang about more during the holidays and for celebrations, decorating and flavoring the cakes!

On the wall or on your phone Tells you to be somewhere or be at home The mayans had one that said In year two thousand and twelve we'd all be dead