I wear a shell, but I am no turtle, I can be beaten, but never defeated. The lore of my fall became a legendary tale, Yet no king’s men could ever put me back together.

I teach the troops to march in line, I kiss the wall to make it mine. One name I wear, two tasks I do, A soldier's rule, a builder's tool.

I spy with too many eyes, one of the causes of terrible blight

Three stooges made me an art, with pokes and bonks to spare. Chaplin walked me crooked, Keaton kept a stony stare. Laurel brought the trouble, Hardy wore the blame. When dignity meets gravity, I usually win the game.

Captain jack sparrow and Beatrix la strange..... Are carnivorous cutters in harmonious range..!