They call you this when you are new, or maybe when you’re jealous too. It’s the complement of ruddy. Ever heard of humor, buddy?

I'm no joke, ignore me and you may choke. enunciation is key, if you want to tell others of me. Lest they think you are erring, talking of self pleasure and over sharing.

I can crunch, but I cannot stand windows. People use me to make doctors disappear .

I squeeze my way through a tight space. Sometimes loud, sometimes silent. My presence makes people around me uncomfortable. What am I?

I was once fixed now set free. No one can ever again try to swing me. But in another world they would say oui, you are bound to be absolutely crazy.