This riddle is kinda short. I ONCE HAD A PET LION, Tom said...

If two’s company, and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?

I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO GATHER ON MICK JAGGER

I always arrive although I am never ordered. I am the guest who doesn't knock. One hundred of me, but a sting ain't one.

I've weaved a web, but I'm not a spider, I put salt in apple juice and told you it was cider, I said I built a bridge but had you walk the plank, Wrote a check my mouth couldn't cash, whoops, insufficient funds in the bank! What am I?