Crackers, salami, sausage, let's see, grapes, Gouda, maybe some brie? Mortadella, olives, manchego and jam, nuts, hummus, pita bread, ham? Herb butter, tapenade and baguette? OK, our board is complete, we're all set. Enjoy!

I measure time without power, without light. Seconds stream in a line Through my waist so tight. Elegance in a figure sublime Two halves attempt to unite.

Dark serpents beneath the ground, weaving silently, unseen. Pathways for chariots of thunder and whispering winds.

A rub of me, upon your form In running waters, comfortably warm Will cleanse your soul, and ease your mind To other's senses you shall be kind

As a food, I'm as super as can be. But some have a hard time pronouncing me.