I sit around the castle, and make reaching the front door inconvenient.

I can be used when taking pictures of models that look like goddesses. Like the models, I also have long legs.

Most people call this handy little kitchen gadget a box grater. But after using it to shred some cheese and then trying to clean it, I will now mockingly refer to it as a...

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I wear mumbers on my skin, but I cannot count. I have a single silver vein, but no heart. The hotter I get, the higher I climb, yet I never take a step. What am I?