Did you hear they arrested the energizer bunny? He was apparently charged with…

I am a simple wooden tool that helps a vessel glide, A lever cleaving water to defy the pulling tide. Now drop me right between two letters, and I will quickly turn, Into a flat and wooden plank, a thing to ride or burn. Add a letter to my front, and brutal strength you'll meet, A fierce and charging forest beast with hooves upon its feet. Prefix another letter, and my weight begins to clear, I lift away from earth to float and softly disappear.

The house wears me like a cozy hat, while I keep it safe from this and that.

I don't understand how I get dragged into this debate, but I know one thing is true. That hypocritical lying ass pot has got some 'splainin to do!

Some of us are made of iron, oil and smoking steel. Others fly in V-formation, where the sun is most ideal. I'm built to shape the skyline but pain I can not feel. The epic pose shown by Miyagi is so strong it's unreal.