A wife shoots her husband with a thirty-five mm automatic. Several times, including the head and some unmentionable places. Then they have a lovely dinner together. How is this possible?

For your face, legs, Or some sensitive spots. Pilly sweaters, Dogs, cats, or other lots.

I have a back but no bones, straps but no shoes,I take on your burdens to lighten your views.I swallow your books and zip up my chest,I’m a constant companion on every long quest

I store your clothes or slow your pace, one word that fits in either case.

My favorite pastime since I was a lad, rca cables got tangled real bad. Sonic and Mario grew up with me, so what was the name of my favorite hobby?