When you let your animals out to pasture, And you need to keep an ear out for wherever they meander, You can grace them with this fabulous accessory. Any material will do, so long as it can make a loud enough clatter and can cut through insects' incessant chatter Now you can get your chores done, or even rest a spell, Alternatively, as Ferrell would say, 'Needs more'...?

In a classroom's heart it stands, where thoughts change with nimble hands. A slate for dreams and lessons bold, where dusty whispers of stories unfold.

When you need me, say achoo, You'll will hear a Bless you.

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Two thousand a day or so they say... Either way, MRE's are full of these