Gem of yellow, oft tied to the sun, celebrated in Autumn, before winter comes.

I rule from your couch without leaving your seat, or mark lonely lands where strangers seldom meet.

I'm a quick cut, with a sharp edge fine, A small piece removed, with a clipping sound divine, Used by crafters, and DIY delight, I tidy up things, making them just right.

Where weary wanderers find a wooden embrace, these communal companions rest under sun and stars, hosting tales of lovers, lunchers, and loafers alike.

Look, it’s the most common last name in the US. But first, we must give our first word a keyhole.