I neither snake drains nor fit pipes tight, but when I fall from a tree you might take a bite.

A rolling stone doesn’t gather this because stones don’t have freaking hands

I am small yet mighty, Though one might call me be bitey. Very Often mistaken for a rat but I'm still afraid of cats.

I hate this as it gets everywhere in your shoes Though with a towel above this in the sun you can snooze You can use this substance to make glass Just don’t let it get stuck all over your ass

I hold a bright rainbow right in your hand. I am not a crystal, I am soft and I glow, I catch every color the sunlight can throw.