I'm perhaps a prison for those who commit no crimes I'm similar to a circus but have no mimes Between are bars, one side spends life, the other spends time I'm not so joyous when you notice all the grime

I can solve the the most incredulous of crimes. And I’m known to weave the most intricate of patterns. Sometimes I bite, I won’t let go and finally need cutting off.

You supply the money, I supply the honey. I always wear a suit cuz the brothers always wanna stab me. Don’t worry they’re clean, and I’ve a got a lot of ladies. I’ll even give you a special dipper so you won’t make a mess.

I come and go without moving at all. You can chase me for miles, but you’ll never get closer. I’m always in front of you, even when you turn away. What am I?

Depending on which one of me you grab, I might bite you or help you guide. You might be holding me right now.