My meds make it hard to count down from ten, I administer them solely to keep you from pain. I keep watch over vitals while ensuring you sleep, usually by the head, not near your smelly feet. What is this job you hate me for having to spell, that reduces your pain while others cut and more?

A man was asked to pick a number The man said no What number did he choose?

You think you've got it bad? People use me as a milestone for ugliness. In fairy tales, I'm usually some kind of curse or punishment or bad character. In a book about kid wizards, I'm the least-wanted pet. Even nature mocks me by creating a stool in my honor... that I'm too big to sit on!

What’s the word for what this person does? Just finished a task, now I’ll just bask. Oh wait, should I leave? Nah, I’ll just hang until I’m asked. My use is through? I was just hanging with you. . . the first letter switched with ‘F’ is, digits that belong to you.

You think you have daddy issues? Mine snaps all the time and makes me blue