To the child, it is both a trampoline And a hiding place for monsters.

I’m purple and glossy, but don’t be misled I spend most of my time in a flirtatious thread. Paired up with a peach and drops of water, I turn innocent chats into 'Do you wanna?'

Give Quiche a chance! the hippie yelled. Dude, you got it wrong again, said his friend. Quiche is pretty good, says hippie number 1. Quiche is what we eat for dinner, but what we're really looking for is not on the table, says hippie number 2.

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

My ex Evelyn was filled with this when she found out I was dating a sexy French lady.