On a pole in the wind this tells you direction, Or do this away for your financial protection, Laundry day often shows at least one has gone south, Wag your tongue flippantly and get it square in the mouth.

After the wedding, the evil queen dragged her burning feet to the swamp. Inside a crumbling mansion, she beckoned her mirrors to come. Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the dreariest of them all? It is you, my queen, Mirror replied. Mirror Mirror in the shack, how did we get here, I want to go back? Queen, you are full despair, 'tis true, but Snow-white eviler is than you. I'm sorry, I thought I was in a fairy tale, not in a book with the genre...

This tastes better in person than on a plate. Its texture feels as though dinner is licking you. Respect to those who can handle the chew.

I curl, crisp, and crackle when I meet the flame, and breakfast without me just isn’t the same.

I am proof that sometimes all you need for power is good headwear.