Despite my name, I'm probably one of the last places where you'd choose to lay down.

I can be trimmed or wild, short or long. Remove one letter and I am brown, hairy, large and very strong. Remove one more to listen to what I have to say: the hints don't count, we're looking for the entire word today.

Answering this riddle with the word chicken? It's a bold strategy,

I have eyes, but cannot see. I need to reach the character minimum

This tool will do some damage to your nuts if thrown at them. Otherwise, they’re the right tool for the job, no pain involved. Righty righty, lefty loosey