What do you call a man born with no shins?

Some people call me stubborn, others hard of head, If you want to make me angry then you'll have me seeing red, I'm an expert duelist with the swords I bear upon my brow, A ladies man at heart, I love them all, even if she's a bit of a cow

I wink and I blush, but never a tear. I'm a playful dance, a whispered, naughty cheer. What am I?

Mary Poppins may have used a spoonful of sugar, But with today's allergies you need this to lose optic boogers.

What has four legs, eight legs, and a baton?