I feel like I'm seeing stars Did this just fall on my head Cartoons know this is funny but this container cannot hold honey.

What do Jim Carrey, Cher, and the phantom of the opera all have in common?

Beer before liquor, you've never been sicker; liquor before beer, you're in the clear. This poison has been drinkable for many ages; it's legal most places, while weed is considered dirty. Prohibition once tried to disturb me; the U.S. government poisoned its people to try and deter me.

Knowing it is a fruit is intelligence; knowing not to put it in a fruit salad is wisdom.

In stories and skeletons I’m easy to find, yet some cowardly folk are told to grow one of mine.