Oh dear lord I seem to have broken my gourd Whatever will I use to fix it?

I look like everyone else, yet beneath the skin I do not belong. I excite, disturb, and twist expectation, living beyond ordinary perception.

We're gonna do this to the town with a can of red pigment! But don't get yourself stuck in a corner with all the wet liquid!

What do you call someone who isn’t a dad but tells dad jokes?

Spring time for Mickey! It leaves quite the hickey. Hopefully a cord cutter. No dairy, use peanut butter.