A wife shoots her husband with a thirty-five mm automatic. Several times, including the head and some unmentionable places. Then they have a lovely dinner together. How is this possible?

For your face, legs, Or some sensitive spots. Pilly sweaters, Dogs, cats, or other lots.

Today my dog, Minton decided to eat a shuttlecock.

I could describe defeat in battle or a departure from grace the change from awake to asleep or from health to illness the embrace of love or the snare of lies

I have a back but no bones, straps but no shoes,I take on your burdens to lighten your views.I swallow your books and zip up my chest,I’m a constant companion on every long quest