Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail... remake it. Do it again, again and again. You are no fool because you are not expecting a different result. You are participating in the procedure of...?

I AM GIVEN AS GIFT OR IN JEST. WHEN AT THE STORE, AROUND ME PEOPLE QUEST. YOU MAY NEED ME TO GAIN A DATE, A DRINK, A JOB. MAYBE EVEN TO LIVE NEAR A MAN NAMED BOB. WITH ME MANY THINGS CAN BE PURCHASED. WITHOUT ME PEOPLE MAY THINK YOU DONT EXIST.

The most expensive type of caviar or Raffi’s baby white whale

I was once dressed in comfort, Now worn thin by time and care. I still hold together somehow, Though too much of me is air. I may cover tired shoulders, Or describe a tired excuse. The more I am relied upon, The less I have to use. What word am I?

Rock a by, baby, on the treetop When the wind blows, I will rock. Please call CPS on the mother who put me up there while carrying her baby!