I have a terrible spin, but I never get dizzy, When I start to scream, I get incredibly busy. I’ll take what you give me and tear it apart, Turning whole into smooth is my favorite art. I have a fierce bite, but I don't have a tongue, And I’m always plugged in when my song is being sung.

Do you know how you can tell something is a dad joke? It’s. . .

Sometimes used as a slang term to say another word it rhymes with. That other word describes material with the primary intent of causing excitement of the naughty kind.

Drop my last, and people say I am meant to be broken. Add an s, and perhaps you have a royal court. All together, I measure or make laws.

Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he ...