A piece of paper and a blueberry muffin step into The Napkin Ring, each fighting for their place on the dining table. Announcer: In this corner, weighing zero point one six ounces... The Boston Scrapper! And in this corner, weighing five ounces... The Muffin Man! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET'S GET READY TO...!

I am a single word of letters three, A prize for winners, or a home for tea. Change my first letter, you get a small dog. What am I?

I am a slow thief with no hands, a quiet hunger none withstands. I fade the flesh, yet leave no scar, a whispered end that travels far.

I am born from milk but I am not a drink, Left alone with time, I change more than you think. I can be soft or hard, mild or strong in taste, Mice may chase me though that’s a risky haste.

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