Do not make me remind you Kronk. Not that one! I can be pushed or pulled to open or close, lift or lower, turn on or off, The possibilities are endless.

I spend my life growing, just so someone can make me shorter.

Often unreliable, depending on who you ask. Alzheimer's robs this from us, what a pain in the ass..

I was an ancient healer; to be honest, I wrote the book. Modern doctors still recite my name -- some even call me daddy. I'm oft confused with people who say one thing and do the opposite. I begin as a hungry, hungry mammal; let's use the nickname to start. And I finish as containers and boxes for things that are heavy and large. I am a person from history. What is my name?

I make things hard when im hot, and dry when they're damp. To begin my job, I must first be fired.