You learn this as a toddler, but some say you should even learn to do this before you crawl.

Transmit tales to terrestrial terminals, casting colors on cold, calculated canvases. Pixels parade in precise patterns, programming perception. Viewing vortex verified.

Open it for socks Or become one with a pencil Some have locks And cheaters use a stencil

This riddle is one more on my belt. Give up, you'll have been taken down one. Get it on, you can put one in your bedpost.

When I try to solve a riddle, I throw everything I have at it: my brains, chickens, shadows, dreams, time, stars, and this thing from the kitchen as well