What would you do if you could not chew? It’s something we all must daily do. How would you eat, what would you choose? What tool exists to chew for you?

Give me a minute, Warm Voice, well-chosen! I'll sing when it's ready, Or partly still frozen...

An Aptronym - or euonym - is a name which uncannily suits the owner's occupation. Think Tiger 'Woods,' golfer, or Usain 'Bolt,' sprinter. By this logic, what is the trade of my Irish friend, Philip McAvety?

When you’re anxious ants go here, when your dog is exhausted it does this.

One: You gotta hit me on the head, literally and figuratively, for me to be effective. Two: Bite me to appear nervous or paint me to appear well put together. Three: Use me as a colloquial way to celebrate an achievement.