I'm a secret whispered in hallowed halls, An unusual whooshing in your heart, The final boss of WoW's Shadow Labs, Or a complaint under breath of 'oh don't you start...'

More toilet humor. How do you get to the washroom after you sharted yourself?

Do not make me remind you Kronk. Not that one! I can be pushed or pulled to open or close, lift or lower, turn on or off, The possibilities are endless.

I spend my life growing, just so someone can make me shorter.

I extend an hand and have your back, if you’re feeling squishy or a spine you lack. And although I’m something you like to hide, the funny part of me can split your sides.