After much debate over who came first, I'm pretty much over it. I'm what comes out of a chickens bottom, and I'm not talkin s h i t!

The time during which you must vote for the person that is least likely to run your country into the ground.

My kingdom is measured in inches, not miles.

Expose your bottom to people but just don’t do it in the dark. You cheeky monkey, you!

I bring people together, usually by making them throw things at each other.