Take a musical instrument that is the embodiment of creating calm and beautiful environments with its softly-plucked strings. Now take an over-the-top form of satire that mocks someone or something. Take these two things that make people smile and laugh and merge them together to naturally get me, a weapon for hunting whales.

I start fires and hot romances, what am I?

Why was the guy who was hit in the head with the can of soda lucky?

I put some frozen legumes in a blender, because I wanted to visualize...

I am the home of the world’s greatest 'experts,' where victories are easy and every play is clear. From my plush embrace, coaches are sacked, passes are never missed, and the 'right' call is always obvious after the whistle blows. I support the person who has all the answers but never steps onto the field. What am I?