the world is over seventy percent water, most of it saltwater, but none of it is carbonated. so technically, you could say that the earth is...

When you kick the bucket, you’ll arrive at some pearly ones and have to explain to St. Peter why you should be allowed to enter heaven. Sometimes this is also the beginning of a joke.

Some say I'm a bit of a prick, My humours more than dry, But that couldn't be more wrong, Inside I'm a real succulent guy

I’m a giant snake under the jungle sun, Slithering around looking for some fun. I’m ready to dance, I’m ready to run, But I’m a little picky before the party’s begun. I don’t want none unless you got buns, hun.

People keep on recommending Nolan's new film to me. They say it’s a film I