Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield? Because there are too many. . .

Babies have this reflex, so a pacifier is given. Maybe you'll be called me, if a bad riddle you have written. Replace my first with another, some good fortune you will find Swap my first again with another, and quack, quack, in a line. Once again replace the first, with a certain letter and i'll be A word that is a no-no and offensive to most people, but i think it's pretty versatile so I don't really mind it, lol. Ugh, alright... see?

I am the subject of a running gag, With a big himbo and wrinkly hag, The right one gets you a ride to the lab, Who knows about the wrong one - but it's usually bad!

If it’s easily done, it’s a piece of me. Served at graduations, birthdays, and weddings, yippee! But I’m not just a treat that goes to your gut. A slang use of me describes a voluptuous butt.

Time passing by... Don't kick me just yet! So much to do: you might keep a list, for there's so little time!