While young, no teeth but known for mashing. Still unfledged and no feet, but famously known for hopping. Once matured, no head but honored with a crowning.

Black Gold I am sometimes called, I energize and invigorate, my mere scent can be called bait, some use me after a long nap, some use me to be able to crap

You guess at me and solve with glee, or don't and then get mad at me. Is this meta? I don't know.. The answer’s in the sub’s M.O.

I'm handsome, a looker, get your soup from me with a spoon. I catch waves, like radio, and spill gossip too soon.

Businesses want a lot of me, Most people don't like things that are me. From taxes to nose picking, I'm involved in both.