Every time I'm told the Earth doesn't revolve around me, I shoot a burning look at thee.

I can't catch a break. Nobody likes me, even people who like the color blue. Even when I was Great, people hated me. People are constantly pushing me down - so to speak - and ignoring me, though I never let them forget that I'm always here, waiting to remind them of their failures. Probably the only people in the world that benefit from me are pharmaceutical companies and therapists. FML.

What do you call a bear with absolutely no teeth?

The use in me is left for dead A single flaw is what infects What's in me can't lift its head Press F, pay your last respects

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!