I come from a family of four, the highest you can achieve. Garlic bread being what I adore, I am hidden up your sleeve.

Where can you finish a book without finishing a sentence?

On my bad days you can't control me; on my good days you will find me pretty. I can be straight but I can't be bi; You will not like me in your pie. We don't always get along but I'll grow on you within a month.

There’s a man inside of me I swear I did not eat, Though I do come from a carnivorous species that’s extinct I stole from Yankee Doodle a very catchy melody But despite the rumors, I’ve done no crime, I’m part of your family

I have whiskers and webbed feet, but I do not have flippers nor a lot of blubber. I am known for using stones as a 'clubber'..