Gleaming crystal hanging high, above a grand dining hall. I imagine to change a bulb, one would have to be mighty tall!

Check that. Examine it closely. Study it and analyze every detail. Clouseau did this on the job. I will start to bug you, if you remove my centre.

This sweet, and fuzzy, fruit is also a colour and the name of the princess who's constantly getting kidnapped by Bowser in the Mario games

Though I am also drinking blood, I don't live in a castle like my fancy cousin. Goat's in my name, and goats are my bae. Humans debate whether I exist, and I hide until the night when I suck their livestock dry. I'm still a champion in hide-and-seek; nobody knows my face, and the day I finally die, skeptics call me a dog with mange.

Silly guy Trix are for kids. If you follow a white one down a hole You might end up in Wonderland. Thankfully keeping a lucky charm of their foot has evolved into a cardboard version.