My first part the opposite of on, My second is as cold as the dead. You might find Michael Scott in my whole, Hey - that's what she said.

Once I heard about a bear. Or Was he a bear? To say otherwise, I would not dare. For this bear he had no hair And oh gee was he unfortunately Named Wuzzy. Last name Wuzzy But his first name Gosh what was he?

At my job, no one is better than I, Day and night, keeping a watchful eye, My boss is pleased when they reap their yield, Yet I stay outstanding in my field.

The first man says he has me, he uses me right; The second only thinks he does, he's not a great mind; The dumbest is the third one, who says he truly doesn't; But if he spoke the truth, he would be six feet under.

A slang for breast, I can hold many liquids, I can also be used to make music, or be found in old cartoons with three x's