I sound like a cat shaped cup. You might think you're winning, but I'm a calamity in reality

I'm no hose but you can use me sniff out some stuff

Queen of the porcelain throne Better not hear it running When you're home alone

There once was a man named Fred, who had a peculiar diet. 'I only eat greens, just leaves, no beans. So let us have salad', he said.

I’m what happens when someone says, I’ll give you ten, not twelve, and you stare them down. Sometimes I’m stressful, sometimes I’m a sport. What am I?