I like pizza with my friends. We hang out near the sewers and talk about art. What am I

What never gives you up, lets you down, runs around, makes you cry, says goodbye, tells lies, or deserts or hurts you?

As kids in schoolyards would often howl and say: what's black and white and red all over?

Someone left this mallet, Oh, no... That letter was upside down. Best if we return it.

Hello friends, if you’ll indulge, a fun bit of word play. Please don’t hold a grudge. What color is the wind?