I'm basically a bag filled with gas, But I attend most of the parties. The first four you can bounce. Two to four is everything inside me. Four to six is toilet humour. The last four is a bird on a buck, eh?

Army camp, kick out, computer startup. Dr. Martens, Blundstones, sh!tkickers. Snow, rain… yada, yada… I'm Canadian, you should know what I'm talking a ---- ??

I am known for magic, mischief, and inconvenient interpretations.

Q: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as she looked out the window? A: _______________, dear.

One word split in three. First part is a hand clenched. Separated by a vowel, the third part is often worn around the wrists. Often seen in bars as the night gets more ans more ruff.