Sir, I have a riddle for you, a preposterous riddle. I MUST warn you the answer is illogical, silly and nonsensical. Some may even call It laughable. - Goodluck.

Fly me to the moon, or Make me out of a bottle of soda and some mentos. Either way I fly into the sky at high speed.

I'm a flying cliche, and I'm sick of it. I don't always sit on a pirate's shoulder, asking for crackers and my name's not always Polly!

If you put underwear in a briefcase to protect it, then what would you use for a certain part of your bed?

Monopoly may not feature me But once I was considered high fashion. Rich Uncle Pennybags might be missing out on the fun!