Last night I laughed, I danced, I stayed, this morning I collect what’s owed and paid. I turn your stomach, dry out your tongue, a pounding headache from when night was young.

What do you call a wedding invitation right after understanding it?

Numeric advancement, I make levels grow, Bro, please, one more, Just one more, please bro

You knocked it out of the park, you old slugger, you, Nowadays they use new words like Bae or boo, A term of endearment for your partner, You can be more creative, but I'm a good starter

Not enough tissues, My gift is my curse, I'm a mentalist mutant, In a show that got worse