What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

You condemn me but nevertheless love me for my musicality. What can I say but that there's never any rest for me!

I make the world around me unbearable But I am the only one who makes it bearable. I live in a prison of my own creation, and I could leave any time . . . but if I did, who would watch after the community?

If you see me galumphing around, it will surely make you chortle. I may seem pretty, but I’m rather hard to understand. Look through your glass into a world where up is down, you start at the end and end at the start. Don’t forget your vorpal sword.

No arms, no legs, no limbs at all That's alright, though. I'm having a ball! How do I function without an appendage? Maybe the techies could tell you. They speak my language!