Very good ones include Eugene Ormandy, Ringo Starr, silver, Leonard Bernstein, George Carlin, copper, Arturo Toscanini, Baldwin and graphite.

In the tub, with a jump and a cheer, Water leaps up, bringing joy and good cheer. With a plop and a giggle, it's a merry old dance A wet delight, giving bubbles a chance!

My meds make it hard to count down from ten, I administer them solely to keep you from pain. I keep watch over vitals while ensuring you sleep, usually by the head, not near your smelly feet. What is this job you hate me for having to spell, that reduces your pain while others cut and more?

A man was asked to pick a number The man said no What number did he choose?

You think you've got it bad? People use me as a milestone for ugliness. In fairy tales, I'm usually some kind of curse or punishment or bad character. In a book about kid wizards, I'm the least-wanted pet. Even nature mocks me by creating a stool in my honor... that I'm too big to sit on!