What has four legs, eight legs, and a baton?

Today it was raining so I went out to catch some fog. Unfortunately I . . .

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?

I hold coffee, wear a grin, or take your wallet on a whim.

I sit here and watch the shows that I've seen, nothing new arrives to make me keen. I wish I had something else to do, can somebody please tell me what's new? The hours crawl by, slow as can be, with nothing around to entertain me.