This tool will do some damage to your nuts if thrown at them. Otherwise, they’re the right tool for the job, no pain involved. Righty righty, lefty loosey

Slice it Spread it Age it Melt it If you're Sharp, the should not be Hard. Don't be Blue, or Bleu, this should be a bries

I come out in the dark, Sometimes you can find me in a sonata. Shower in me or dance in me, Just make sure Taylor Lautner is not nearby.

Its first half sounds like a bloodthirsty insect. Its second half sounds like a broken clock. Combined, it is a bloody waste of time.

No, my name isn’t Alex and I prefer my nickname over my formal first name of Central Rotating Shaft. Hint: My nickname isn’t Dink.