You walk into a room and see a bed. On the bed, there are two dogs, five cats, a giraffe, seven cows, and a goose. There are also three doves flying above the bed. How many legs are on the floor?

Which word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly?

I'm usually large, and quite a bit moody. I live online, as I feel it's my duty. I run a kingdom made of threads - oh, I should probably take my meds. What am I?

You clap your hands as soon as you hear the songs that I whisper in your ear. Then I'd dance around and fly with glee as I play the violin that I always carry with me.

Tap me once, I ignore you. Tap me thrice, I still ignore you. Yet I bob back and forth, enticing you.