I get shot, held underwater and hung but yet I'm alive

I sat in court and danced for my breath, while others play outside with the rest. I juggled and joked, my name on display, just to keep death a moment away.

I am unfightable Even if you have never read me You can still see me in everything else Im very long to read I have eight thousand pages What am i

A lady told me I was this kind of lightbulb, but I just don't get it. Humans don't put out any kind of light, much less a little bit of it, as I politely mansplained to her. But if we DID put out light, then she wouldn't be very bright. I wish there was a subtle word for that.

My tv show stopped when my pet stepped on the remote with its big feet.