Jack came back from the clobbering giants business and felt whack. As a rich man, he now enjoyed the simple things in life, went into his house, and shut his eyes. Covering himself with his trusty cloak, his last thought was: tomorrow I'm buying one of those.

Today marks another of earth's revolutions Since joining in one of its best institutions We are promised a treat, we are marked on this day But the sweets are not actually given away

It's not easy being green. Especially when you're an unpopular little tree that children often despise at dinner time.

The boy who cries wolf sets his pants on fire. Although he is still a liar, he is no longer bothered by the insects in his attire. Or so he does say, but framing the innocent will never pay. Pantsless, he stands, getting eaten by the wolf himself, and the here wanted insects will just resume filling their shelves.

What do bowling lanes and roofs have in common? You might also tell someone to get their mind out of here if they make a bawdy comment.