Like an underwater unicorn, they’re the inventors of the shish-kebab. Or just a whale with one really huge tooth

It puts this on the skin or it gets the hose again. But most just use this to moisturize if they're dry and ashy.

I lurk in your kitchen, ready to spit out food you put in my mouth. With my dial, I offer you many false choices. Truthfully, I have only three: One - Do nothing. Two - Do what you expect. Three through fifteen - Burn my contents so far beyond recognition that even the best forensic investigators couldn't tell what you originally put in me.

Where do polar bears keep all their money?

Why did the car get a flat tire? Because there was a...