Hokay, so here's ME, chilling. Dang! That is a sweet ME you might say, round! Alright, ruling out the Ice Caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the Ozone layer leaving and the Sun exploding, we're definitely going to blow ourselves up

A delicious pick or annoying click. One you love to see and munch, the other you hate because it sells to the bunch. What am I?

Every time I'm told the Earth doesn't revolve around me, I shoot a burning look at thee.

I can't catch a break. Nobody likes me, even people who like the color blue. Even when I was Great, people hated me. People are constantly pushing me down - so to speak - and ignoring me, though I never let them forget that I'm always here, waiting to remind them of their failures. Probably the only people in the world that benefit from me are pharmaceutical companies and therapists. FML.

What do you call a bear with absolutely no teeth?